Who the f*ck am I?

Stand up comedian.  Musical genius.  Fried Chicken lover.

Take a look around my website and come and see me be funny somewhere near you!

 

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(My twitter)
  • Yeah that's right. It's so hot that tonight I'm gigging wearing beachwear #livethedream
    Yeah that's right. It's so hot that tonight I'm gigging wearing beachwear #livethedream
  • My two favourites #niece #dog
    My two favourites #niece #dog
  • He's refusing to wake up for his morning walk! #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram #bestfriend
    He's refusing to wake up for his morning walk! #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram #bestfriend
  • Fucking hell. It's taken two years but I've FINALLY got the hang of #contouring
    Fucking hell. It's taken two years but I've FINALLY got the hang of #contouring
  • On the #essex riviera for tonight's gig!!!
    On the #essex riviera for tonight's gig!!!
  • Another #charityshopfind ! What a gorgeous #bureau and a snip at just £70!
    Another #charityshopfind ! What a gorgeous #bureau and a snip at just £70!
  • #bbq time!!!
    #bbq time!!!
  • Having indoor playtime with my baby today. It's too hot in #London for Scruffs like him today. #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram #terrier
    Having indoor playtime with my baby today. It's too hot in #London for Scruffs like him today. #dog #dogs #dogsofinstagram #dogstagram #terrier
  • Yaaaaas
    Yaaaaas
  • Making my very own #chocolateandguinnesscake ! #cake #baking #baker
    Making my very own #chocolateandguinnesscake ! #cake #baking #baker
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